humor post

Facts about Nutrition

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final
word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.