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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test
results. The insurance clerk says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has
been a bit of a mix-up, and we have a problem.

When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from
another Mrs. Smith were sent at the same time; and we are now uncertain
which one is your wife's. Frankly, the situation is either bad or
terrible!"

"What do you mean?" "Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for
Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't
tell which is your wife." "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?"
"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive
tests more than once in a year; so we can't repeat the test until next
year." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off on the outskirts of
town.......

If she remembers the way home, don't sleep with her."

wheeeeeeeeeee

What kind of villian would you be?
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Gender	MaleFemale
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Do you root for good, or for awesome?	GoodEvilAwesome! Duh, why do you think I'm taking a villian quiz?
Your trusted second in command	ecotvainmas
Your arch nemesis, aka;	filthee_thots
Evil appearance	You're not wearing much... Oh. You're one of THOSE villians... *cough* Need I say more?
What you;ve done so far	Years have been spent rampaging, striking fear into the hearts of many! You kill, destroy, and smash as you please.
Your evil powers/skills	Strategic genious.
Chances of taking over/destroying world - 21%
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Clarification about one of my earlier posts, re: my brother and his girlfriend, and the household money situation. she paid money owed the cable people so we didn't loose our internet and she does help out around the house. She isn't the sponge.

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