out of context funny quote

She frowned. "I knew there had to be some kind of drawback to having children," she fretted. "They interfere with trying to make more."

another quote

this one is for drusilla71

She was such a beautiful child. Beautiful, smart, cunning, sneaky, devious--
But when she was sleeping like that, he could see no wrong in her, no matter how bad she was when she was awake.
Such was the programmed parental response to a sleeping child that usually kept children from being murdered in their sleep.